This lunchtime at Brian Butterfield's Roman Empire-themed Restaurant the Christmas Pizza, 20-Cheese Omelette, and Discount Foie Gras are sufficiently food-like.

This morning at Brian Butterfield's Sports-themed Restaurant the Javelin in Cloud Dinner and Varacose-Vein Cheese are mostly edible.

This lunchtime's kitchen delights are Egg 'n' Ham Slabs so you simply must visit my Science-themed restaurant: its sufficiently food-like!

Why not rendezvous at my Science-themed restaurant and polish off loads of Fluffy Ruffs and Baby Pork Cylinders.

Pop in to my Starting Puberty-themed restaurant and go all Bruce Bogtrotter on piles of Mystery Meat, Sports Bread, and Garlic Pudding.